lickystickypickyme:

Thank you for being a friend.

“I swear with God as my witness, I will never pick up another man!… in a library… on a Saturday… unless he’s cute… and drives a nice car… Amen”

Blanche
  • Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
  • Sophia: Excuse me Rose, but I haven't had sex in fifteen years and its starting to get on my nerves.